My Kids
My kids are something that is so special, but they are some KNUCKLEHEADS! I attend class Monday-Thursday from 6-8p so they are not usually home (and it is the summer), so they usually spend the night over a family members house maybe Mon-Weds. On Thursdays they come home. Since the passing of my wife, my support staff has been tremendous…they help out so much….anywho back to Number 1 and Number 2 (that is what I call them sometimes….I call them by other names, but I can’t share those with you…hahahahaha). I picked them up after my class and basketball camp last night. Okay let me give you some insight on these cats. First off, they are spoiled rotten…and they prey on my emotions (especially #2, that is the girl). I’m so hard on them, but as hard as I am, I’m just as soft. For instance, #1 (my son) got in trouble at school (the second to last week of school) and I’ve been threatening to punish him ever since. That was 4 weeks ago. He knows I’m not gonna do anything….he’s probably laughing at me right now.
Sorry, I got sidetracked for a second. #1 is like a human garbage disposal. This dude eats like it is going out of style. He is not big…I mean far as obese, but he is solid. I call dude “chubby rain” (hahahaha)….okay what was I talking about again….They are so rotten, but so funny. They are ALWAYS cracking on somebody. They get that from me. I got jokes all the time. After all the festivities of yesterday, we got home about midnight. Of course DJ (son) was hungry and KJ was sleepy. So we are sitting at the table eating (I was eating some BBQ from a place here called Shield’s) and started talking. Well during the convo at the table, they started to crack on each other….and they say some of the rawest things to each other. I used to have a rule in my house, if it made me laugh, you didn’t get in trouble for it. Now, I’m older I have to be more responsible…I have to moderate what they say…but don’t get me wrong, I sit back and just laugh most of the time. They are brother and sister….they are gonna fight.
It started by DJ telling KJ that her breath smelled like “hot choo choo train smoke”….hahahaha….that did it. Needless to day she was UPPPPSET! She called him a “fat teddy graham”….they went back and forth like this for over a hour….I love my children. They actually came to work with me today. I’m looking at two pictures of them on my desk right now…and they are so beautiful….but dang they are so bad….Children can’t live without them….
Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. - James Baldwin
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hot choo choo train smoke breath & fat teddy graham -
Man, them kids are comedy!
So…
Since you they father that would technically make you like the Section 8 Carebear or something, right? Name be Listerine Larry. Instead of shapes, have a Scope bottle etched on your chest. They mess around and not even put your cartoon on the Cartoon Network. They play your stuff on UPN or PBS or something. Like them channels nobody even knew existed. Regular cartoons use Crayola, and they all vivid and pretty. Yours be all dingy and the words wouldn’t even match with they lips moving. They would draw you with those cheap restaurant crayons they give you at Bob Evans. Those kind you see at the grocery store…be like 40 of em for $.27. Those kind that makes your hand smell like you been molding clay, and leaves all that color dandruff on your paper. You get all frustrated and feel like you are a failure at life because it is impossible to color between the lines with those mugs since they all brittle and you can’t sharpen em like real crayons.
Yea homey. Don’t think I didn’t see that post about busting me when I came to town. It was the angle man. I don’t play up and down like that, I like it sideways.
Man, that post sounds real gay if you don’t know what I am talking about huh? lol.
hahahahaha….man why you to get at me like that….Listerine Larry…(for real my breath is humming right now)…hahahahaha. I just called it like I seen it. I never said any names (at least I don’t think). I didn’t say, “J came back to Ohio and got his *&^*^ busted!”….now did I?
J,
You are so wrong “Listerine Larry”. I am glad ya’ll are friends. But Dew, that is funny as heck. Bless ya’lls hearts and all ya’lls parts.